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Liittynyt: 01.08.2006
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A Harley owner saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, ”Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?”

The priest laughed, ”Because, my son, I am a Father!”

The Harley owner scratched his head. ”But I am a father too, and I don’t wear my shirt backwards!”

Again the priest laughed. ”But I am a Father of thousands!”

To which the Harley owner replied, ”Well then you should wear your shorts backwards!”


These two Harley owners are building a garage to keep their bikes in. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.

He replies, ”Those ones were pointed on the wrong end.”

The buddy gets exasperated and says ”You idiot, those are for the other side of the garage!”


A Honda rider walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with the biker at the bar. ”Want to hear a Harley Joke?”

The second guy says ”Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door-real mean motherfuckers-??? They’re Harley owners. And those two bouncers by the bar? They’re Harley owner too! The Bartender? He’s a Harley owner!! And one more thing pal, I’m Harley owner too!!! Now….. still want to tell that joke?”

”Hell no!”, replies the Honda rider, ”I don’t want to have to explain it 6 times!”


Q: Why did the Harley owner sell his water skis?

A: He couldn’t find a lake with a hill in it.


Two Harley owners are riding across America on a 727, a 3-engined plane, when the pilot announces, ”Folks, we just had one engine go out, but don’t worry, this plane can fly just fine on two engines, but we’re going to be about 1 hour late getting into Dallas.”

An hour later, the pilot gets on the intercom again, ”Folks, don’t get alarmed, but a second engine just went out, but please don’t worry. This plane is designed to fly safely on one engine, but now we’ll be about 2 hours late getting into Dallas.”

After that announcement, one Harley owner looks at the other and says, ”Well, I sure hope that third engine doesn’t go out. We’ll be up here all night.”