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Finnish flat tyre
Antero is driving down the road when ’boom’ he gets a flat tyre. ”Saatana” he says, and after discovering he doesn’t have a jack, he decides to walk down the road and try to borrow one from someone.
As he’s walking, he’s thinking ”Damn, they probably won’t have one.” He walks a little further, and the growing suspicion increases… ”I BET they don’t have one”. He walks further… ”DAMN IT, I’m sure they won’t have one, and if they did they wouldn’t lend it to me anyway.”
Finally he reaches a cottage, picks up a rock and hurls it through the window, shouting ”KEEP YOUR BLOODY JACK!!”
Finnish drinking game
There are two versions of this game for Finns; regular and advanced.
Regular: Three Finnish guys go into the sauna, each with half a litre of Kossu (Finland’s famous Koskenkorva vodka). They each drink the vodka, and then one guy goes outside. The other two have to guess who went outside….
Advanced: TWO Finnish guys go into the sauna, each with a litre of Kossu. They each drink the vodka, and then one guy goes outside. The other guy has to guess who went outside….
Famous last words of Finnish men
”Naah, we dont need no electrician here.”
”We can go to my place – wife’s on night shift”
”I love you Kristiina… eh, I mean Hanna…”
”In principal you shouldnt smoke so near the ammunition”
”Lets study the safety instructions later”
”The side effects of lot of alcohol is hugely exaggerated”
”I got some cheap Russian spirits to the wedding punch so the whole family can drink enough”
”Damn life save vest – not bothering to wear them”
”Look! Whats that bear cub doing alone in the forest?”
”Damn quick to drill the ice when it’s this thin.”