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Liittynyt: 13.07.2006
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A Honda rider was in court for a double murder and the judge said, ”You are charged with beating your wife to death with a monkey wrench.”

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, ”You bastard!”

The judge continued, ”You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a monkey wrench.”

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, ”You fucking bastard!”

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, ”Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?”

Paddy, a true Harley Davidson owner at the back of the court stood up and responded, ”For fifteen years I was riding with that bastard using Honda. And every time we were on road and I stopped and needed to borrow a fucking monkey wrench, he said he don’t even have one!”