Nimetön • Ei kirjautuneena
How many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the bulb and four to drink enough Kosu (vodka) until the room starts spinning.
(based on the fact that ’all’ Finns are engineers) None. They fix the old one.
At the airport…
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself, ”Wow, she’s gorgeous! And I think she’s a flight attendant…but which airline does she work for?”
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, ”Love to fly and it shows?”
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, ”Hmm, no, she doesn’t work for Delta.”
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again; ”Something special in the air?”
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, ”I would really love to fly your friendly skies!”
This time the woman looked at him, irritated, and screamed ”What the $%#! do you want?!”
The man slumped back in his chair, and said: ”Ahh, Finnair…”
—-More on Finnish drinking attitudes…
My mate Santtu was sitting in the pub with a yellowish drink in front of him.
I asked ”Oh, are you having a Jaloiviina, mate?”
”No” he replied, ”It’s whiskey – I’m working tomorrow.”
Why are there no Finns on the moon?
They went, but there was no wood.